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Johnny B. Badd Attacked
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Mickeynews has obtained this graphic photograph of former grappler Marc Mero being savagely attacked by an extra-terrestrial. The blood-thirsty creature immediately went for Mero's jugular. Marc managed to survive this attack with only minor damage. "Mr. Mero is obviously shaken up," his publicist revealled, "he does not wish to comment at this time."
A long-time Nasa janitor that will be called "Jesse", for security purposes commented on the situation. "I'm not surprised," the janitor said. "This ain't the first time an alien has been accused of mischief-making." The government has yet to take action on the matter, this greatly upsets Mero.  "How many more of us will have to go through this horror?" Mero asked in a statement follow his ordeal. The martian now being held captive in Roswell, New Mexico had this response: "We are coming tell you leader." A truly chilling prophecy.

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